Making indecent images of children = 6-month suspended sentence. Stupid woman posting on Facebook = 15 months in jail. Explain that one. #HuwEdwardsSentencing

Had a great time making this video Rappers Try Fishing youtu.be/9HvhKuiX9-E?si… via YouTube

It hasn’t escaped my notice that Jack Monroe has taken her perennial pity party to Bluesky…don’t be surprised if I pop up on there soon to ward off unsuspecting sycophants…#jackmonroe

Well this occurred within about 30 seconds of me joining the platform 🤣🤣🤣😂#jackmonroe

I would say I can’t believe she’s come out with this, after rocking up to my flat and offering £157K in CASH earlier this year…but then again, this perennial bullshitter just can’t help it #jackmonroe

What a way to end a 6-week blanking spell! 24lbs mirror carp got my most recent 48-hour session off to a great start #fishing #carpfishing #carp

As it’s Christmas…you’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf, now it’s…

It does amuse me how people who “know” you from your online persona will wildly speculate about your life and make assumptions about your character. Crack on, I’m too old and too thick-skinned to give a flying fook.

The wife came to visit me at the lake this morning with some breakfast. Looking good for oldies!

Tyson Fury has retired! #TysonFury #tysonfuryretired

Got 2 hand it 2 Jack Hadjicostas/Jack Monroe, 4 finding new and innovative ways to grift cash from the public. Previously it was her crowdfunding for lawsuits that never happened and so on, now it’s a salary for a “role” in local govt, funded by the taxpayer. Wtf Southend-on-Sea City Council

Almost a year after the whole Jack Monroe debacle began, our nightmare is finally over, and we can make a new start #jackmonroe

It wasn't a dream. We really did it. 🥹🏆

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This is the (Ho)way (the lads) 😤 The Mandalorian is at St. James’ Park to celebrate Newcastle’s qualification into the Champions League. I know who this is Vince smith 😉 #NUFC

This was a BAD idea… #itrustmywife #prank #comedy