Wowza wowza the girlies have a ✨POSTER (s/o @jessannjaffe)✨ babs and I are chasing some big dreams of creating a hilarious short film for you all to pee your pants at. linktr.ee/ScoutSmith CLICK THE LINK TO HELP XO 💗❤️‍🔥

People need to offer to let me hold their cute little babies more. Making me ask feels awkward..

look at all the shows i have coming up isn’t that so cool

When the old people at the table say “take your mask off so we can see your face” ???? Weird! Awkward!

Back in my day a chipotle bowl was $7.49.

My personality is heavily influenced by the claw clip I choose to wear for the week

Servers everywhere are resting after a taxing day of dad jokes yesterday.

I finger my wallet looking for a coin better than any man could ever finger me

Guys tagging out the 1 girl on their improv team

Thinking about all the unfinished student films I’ve done and will never see…

I may be a girl with huge tits, but first and foremost; I am a hater

Home for the Holidays! Mom is acting as if she’s never seen the tattoos I’ve shown her multiple times.

God never intended for me to run a home. Helping my mother prepare for today has taught me that. Praise!

Never forget this SLAY w Shan

There’s no way the people in my row on the plane can hear me fart! That’s just a FACT!

Maybe I would offer to cook Christmas dinner, IF I still had my freaking Easy bake oven.

I’m not gonna have myself a merry little Christmas. I’m gonna get the part that’s what I’m gonna do.

Need a You, Emily in Paris crossover episode.

I never use twitter! I could delete this app and no one would know. #vulnerable #real

White ppl always taking the