If golf and soccer switched announcers...

I’m a Warriors fan, but this is getting a little ridiculous...

DID ARIANA GRANDE STEAL SOULJA BOY’S FLOW TOO? 😂🧐 #7Rings

🚨 SPARTY ON TO THE FINAL FOUR! 🚨 (via @marchmadness)

Perhaps the most informative, important and startling thread I’ve read so far on the coronavirus and what’s coming down the line, under various scenarios:

Was not prepared for power outages while working from home

I swear Jack has been the highlight of my timeline this entire quarantine. Get this man verified.

I still find people who fully subscribe to either black or white, right or left, good or evil so perplexing. You never met a good person who did something evil or vice versa? A liberal who did something conservative? Pledging allegiance to an absolute is gonna sting you one day.

That fly needs to be tested for #COVID19 immediately after the debate.

DO NOT DO THIS

Take a shot every time you hear a political analyst say “that is the key tonight”

Do I have stress dreams about being naked or missing an exam? Nope, I have stress dreams about being in public without a mask. What a year.

RIP DOOM

Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S. bit.ly/3pSGNAE

I don’t understand why people assumed Biden would instantly deliver once he took office. Legislation needs to be reviewed and voted on, and executive orders don’t carry as much power as people assume.

Never bring a Matt Gaetz to a General Milley fight.

I swear my apartment complex employs over 70 leaf blower people

Defiant Aaron Rodgers Says He Can’t Get Vaccinated Because He Only 4 Years Old bit.ly/3DfNrIx