Wine. Boy. #Oscars. perfect night.

My DVR chose not to record The Walking Dead from yesterday. Verizon Fios you have failed me.

Went to church today. Best. Decision. Ever. ❤

Goal of a shuttle bus driver: drive at light speed, take sharp turns that make passengers fall out of their seats, and hit every pothole.

Did they plan the silver and gold dresses on purpose for first and second place? #BachelorFinale

In 3 days I will be sitting on a beach in Hawaii!!!!!!!!! 👙🌊😎☀

Never renting from EnterpriseRentACar in St. Louis again if I miss my flight.

Phillies AND Flyers win?!?! ....We're not worthy... #phillysports

If you're more than 800 years old TSA should cut you a little slack in the security line. You're certainly not going to hijack the plane

If I would have known #adamscott was so attractive I would have watched every minute of the #masters #thingsineedtoknow

I can't wait to get home!

People are exceptionally stupid today.

Dear Liver, I'm sorry for the last 3 days. And the next 3 too. Hang in there. Love, Me

Love the smell of honeysuckles and wildflowers #blessed

I am a professional packer... The key? Never unpack.

Pigeon Forge, TN... you are awesome... I will be back #songofthesouth #tennessee #love

#dontyacma I love you Brett!

#duckthehalls

#thingsillneverunderstand dressing up to get on a red-eye flight? No one cares. Guaranteed.