"This next song is about the complexities of trust and betrayal and it's called 'Why Is My Fucking Bowl Still Empty, Janice'"

Makes a change from "preying all over the place" in fairness

Everyone should check out comedian Karl Porter's slow-motion goal celebration 😂

I've seen a Rolex, piano and people drinking out of Tassimo coffee machines. Just cut back on the coffee pods and sell the Rolex. That's how it works right?

"British Pork, real value for money"

Always delightful to revel in the tears of Melbourne fans everywhere. #NRLGF

Respect for the badge costs nothing 👏🏻

“Seven-six-two millimetre, full metal jacket.”

Hopefully they’ll learn it’s “my husband and I” rather than “me and my husband.” Regards, State educated, council estate oik

Someone let me go at a junction before and I thanked them by waving at them like this 😭

This is the dream… thousands of dollars of equipment, tooting on a bizarre doohickey, making music that sounds like frogs listen to it…

Meanwhile, Donald Trump has suggested injecting the hurricane with poison because he heard that poison kills things and he’s a very high IQ person.

Can someone explain to me why The Guardian, the moral high ground’s moral high ground, consistently reports on the Saudi football league? It barely covers other major European leagues and has no coverage of South American leagues, but it finds lots and lots of space for Saudi.

It’s overcast. Meanwhile here is Merimbula in New South Wales in December 2019 during bush fires. This photo was taken at about 10am.

No, you can't. You're just remixing images from James Cameron's movies. You're not creating anything new. If James Cameron hadn't made those movies, you would have nothing to steal from. Your imagination is limited to ideas others have already created. You *are* nothing.

This is still one of the best post-match interviews of all time 🤣

Rubbish idea. They do this in the rugby league in Australia. What you get is an out of breath interview at half time as a bloke walks off talking platitudes and then grainy silent footage of the dressing room for about 5-6 seconds where you never see anything interesting ever