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CAPTAIN_KACZYNSKI

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“Lord grant me chastity, but not yet!” - Saint Augustine;Also the name is “Satire” and the dog in the header likes his pot

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Went from my mom, to my sister to me, had 140,000 miles and was brutally murdered by an Mexican lady speeding through a red light

Went from my mom, to my sister to me, had 140,000 miles and was brutally murdered by an Mexican lady speeding through a red light
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This is best adaptation of a mimic to a modern setting. Many authors think the best way to lure a human is with speech but in reality if you heard a woman crying for help in your apartment you’d GTFO. Ringtone guaranteed to work if you don’t have your phone. Also ending is great