This isn't remotely true. 😈

Say hello to my new friend.

When I realized my ex didn't wash his hands after crapping I lost my absolute mind and wouldn't let him touch my until I saw him wash his hands correctly. That was how I forced the routine. Dude works in food safety.......

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I made this in response to feedback I got from someone regarding my OF content. I was very flattered & amused & ran with it. My authenticity is important to me & to have it truly appreciated by others is a gift because it's quite rare. What do you think of the design?

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Made a bunch of these so people can pick their preferred greeting. 😂

I wish... 😂

Random thought before I fell asleep... Female nympho slogan: "Slave to the Cave"

I should call him. 😏

Look... It's me. 😁

Life is like a box of dicks. It's always trying to fuck you

It makes me happy that I don’t look like a person who has a bag of different styles of equestrian riding crops. I could trick you into thinking I’m very sweet. ☺️😉

If only. *dreamy sigh*