can someone do this to my brain

opened my door to take the rubbish out and a dog wandered in?? hello who are you??

posh cordial flavours - elderflower - lime juice - lemon barley

sometimes I think about the itadakimasu bismillah girly. what an icon.

mi fanno morire gli americani che per descriverti qualunque posto ti dicono ok allora immaginati un centro commerciale...

me and who

Name something more iconic than “I walk the shoe, the shoe don’t walk me”

happy friday

french people cooked with “mdrrr”

all trams along collins st need to be given the death sentence

balloon day

accidentally went the wrong way down a one way street today (there were no signs) but no one saw me do it so therefore it’s not illegal

our service is fine I think your just am*rican

legit question how are you supposed to buy shoes in myer if there are no staff

don’t like it when my tweets leave my gay little echo chamber

boyfriEND girlfriEND friEND mandarinas

Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmonds...