The nuclear option isn't really an option, because at least one person is weirdly into lethal radiation poisoning. Do you really want to be the guy who satisfies them?

Panic! At The Woolies

That feeling when all your work from the past 10 weeks on a subject gets corrupted and is unrecoverable I'm done. That's it. I'm gonna outside and take a nice, deep bloody breath

I feel like I shouldn't need to be saying this, but here goes: Vaccines do not cause autism, and they aren't a government conspiracy 5G does not kill people or lower immune systems And for fucks sake, COVID-19 is a not a conspiracy or a democratic hoax. Stop with this bullshit

This goes out to the people behind lagbots, and just script kiddies in general. Learn to play the game, or load into Hightower and be friendly

I see a lot of people defending Trump, saying that the "Do Nothing Democrats" deliberately misinterpreted the conference where he suggested injecting disinfectant. So your pea brains can understand it, yes. He did say to inject disinfectant. It was not sarcasm, it was not satire

POV: Youre hitting the mystery box and get a teddy bear Just RT

This, but it's the overwhelming presence of Jehovah's Witnesses waiting to ask if I have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Go away. I clearly don't care. That, or give me the bibles for fire fuel. Those books are friggin thick

Everyone has a side... I'm #MiloTeamCold all the way! The crunchier the top the better! Which side are you on? That top bit is auto-generated. If you have milo hot, you're probably the same person who leaves butter on the counter and lets it melt on the top

Currently, America is falling apart. It doesn't take a genius to see that. But the amount of antagonism that the goddamn President is inciting is ridiculous. Threatening people, dishing out blame, directing hate... Trump doesn't care about lives. He cares about ratings on TV

I gently pushed my hand into my pocket and pulled the last one out "Go on, it will be ok," I whispered. Encouraged it flexed its wings. It flew up towards the sky and I looked proudly as it made its way to freedom. The last of my fucks was finally given.

With all that's going on, I'm waiting for "BREAKING NEWS: Daleks have been spotted roaming around in the beginning of July. They seem to be shouting 'EXTERMINATE' at everyone"

Looking at America be like

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America is collapsing, Australia's economy took a massive hit, but on the bright side I found a cool rock

Get on it Valve. You heard the man, Mainstream Media is fair and balanced

America is falling apart, Victoria is still a cesspool, but hey. It can't get any worse

Everyone talks about the Flat Earth, but no one talks about the Flat Sun I mean, come on people. You mean to tell me that the Sun is round? NASA is lying, clearly

I'm getting harrassed by k-pop stans because I said I don't like k-pop send help

After due consideration and a bit of convincing from friends, I'm fuckin outta here Cya Twitter