mom, how did we get so poor? > your dad put ‘request for quote’ instead of a ‘buy now’ button on his website

He buried your mother in a sand trap.

If you combine the point totals of TFC and CFMTL, #VWFC would still lead by 11 points. 😲😏😆

Poilievre loses his seat. They hand pick the safest possible seat in the country for his because they're that afraid of another lose. Meanwhile, he doesn't show up, and they have they guy whose seat he stole out campaigning for him? How much money moved hands here? Wow.

Poilievre can't believe he hung out with Jordan Peterson for nothing thebeaverton.com/2025/06/poilie…

Class is in session 🎯 La classe est en session 🎯 🎟️: ticketmaster.ca/event/11006287… #CANMNT

- Steve Jobs: son of a Syrian immigrant. - Jeff Bezos: father is a Cuban immigrant. - Sergey Brin: Soviet immigrant, born in Moscow. - Jensen Huang: Taiwanese immigrant. - Elon Musk: South African immigrant. 5 of the magnificent 7.

I’m jealous, my barber there did all the other stuff but also tried to style my hair in some kind of rockabilly look

I’ve been an Oiler fan for over 40 years. I hope they can pull out a win on Tuesday and Friday. If not, I’ll be back cheering them on next year. Win or lose, I love this team and will never stop believing in them. #Letsgooilers #Ibelieve

This sketch came out 17 years ago

The best clubs in the World have players from different countries, ethnicities, religion, background… which by definition is diversity. But apparently the USMNT 🇺🇸 needs 11 guys that look like cousins and share the exact same ideas to be successful.

As I’ve been saying, California is just the test case. Trump is now saying the quiet part out loud: blue cities and states are being specifically targeted to stoke fear, violence, and chaos — all to punish the people that didn’t vote for him.

I don’t care what anyone says the ‘Ref Cam’ at the CWC is absolutely amazing. Game changer.

The Trump Steaks of phones.

Must be tough knowing the playoffs are still on for a whole month after your team is out

It’s like four bodies and faces pasted over the same gigantically thick neck

Sir Lewis knows how to dress for an abnormally thick neck though.

Return of the Jedi novelization

An in-ground pool costs $80-100k. An above-ground pool costs $399 at Sam’s Club + $25/week fine from my HOA. The math speaks for itself on this one.