aliens confirmed...and then dale gribble dies? I don't believe it for a second. rip Johnny Hardwick #koth #kingofthehill

eugenics is such a thing in silicone valley because tech bros always believed they were The Special, and they were doing everyone else a kindness by letting them into the tech space. they were always exclusionary...it finally comes out when their kids come up

Real time doxing is suddenly allowed?

I could really get used to the rich and powerful being held accountable for their crimes. It’s a really refreshing take.

Tbh the aliens probably just wanna learn how the Egyptians built the pyramids

we are so unserious about the aliens: 1. Aliens are real 2. Who cares? I got bills 3. Are they hot? Can we sleep with them? Are they 7 feet tall? 4. Psh, you couldn't handle that much alien 5. Maybe they just wanna learn how the Egyptians built the pyramids

These are the kinds of conversations you have when you’re 17 and at a party where you try your first beer

vaccine misinformation is bad but have you ever tried explaining to a man with a microphone that the “alpha male” thing is a myth based on bad science

I fucking hate that picture of einstein sticking his tongue out

I better go superviral for this...

Elon Musk writing Marxist poetry was not on my 2024 bingo card. He’s so close to realizing something philosophers have discussed for centuries!

girl YOU BOUGHT TWITTER

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The government is investigating #Tesla self-driving. I just know they're gonna find out that they hired people in developing countries to remotely control the so-called "self-driving" cars. I feel it deep in my soul.

I get it #donaldtrump there are dongs I haven't seen in a decade that I'd go on a stage and brag about, too

watching yt dudes on this platform realize musk would choose to hire an immigrant over them and then to have Vivek say it's not race it's "culture" (something minorities have had to hear from yt people forever) has been the most fun ive ever had since it became X

these rich dudes aren't making me respect them more; they're making me respect money less

The New York time in the AI results is totally off. Why is this? I looked this up one minute ago. It's not even off by an hour or two which is to be expected, it's off by a different amount of time? Google Google AI #google #ai

I hardly use this but I've been writing a #jurassicpark fan fiction that takes place in 1991 in Costa Rica after some of the smaller animals get off the island and begin attacking people and they're free: ko-fi.com/lisamartens/sh… #JurassicWorld #JurassicWorldRebirth #fanfiction