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🤍 Elise 🤍 - clean cut!

I don't think any of us have ever doubted Froome's ability to suffer, but some of this is next level.

quell net uginn an e grapp orthographiefeeler an déi geknäipt passagen erasliden, fir datt de wikipedia-plagiat net sou obvious ass ~ oldschool septi trick #copypastebettel

ass nach een der meenung, dstt pantha du prince eng (breet) spuer zevill geklimpers ass?

wat eng selten penibel an traureg bankrotterklärung vu vogel a steinwachs. u wat gleefs de eigentlech nach, wanns de guer keng prinzipie méi hues.

wisou maachen ech emmer rem de sellwechte feeler a ginn d‘kommentarer ennert RTL-artikele liesen? RTL.lu: "Take back the Night" rtl.lu/news/national/…

Ënn Oktober koum den drëtte Longplayer "Fun House" vun Hand Habits eraus. Et ass e Volltreffer, net just fir d'Fans vum handgemaachten an éierlechen Indierock. #albumvunderwoch 100komma7.lu/article/musek/…

"Pour jauger la sécurité d'une piste cyclable, il faut se demander si on laisserait son enfant l'utiliser."

hmmmmm

Wann d‘memes sech selwer schreiwen

having a "bed-day" after all. better than a bad day... #stayinginbed #lazymofo

Help make it happen for Autostraddle: The Actual Website on @indiegogo igg.me/p/185806?a=943…

****vic****

I am not capable of referencing my left eye without calling it my Left Eye Lopes.

@HLLGD jessie j = hot, hell yeah. 20% due to british accent...

thank you luxembourg, you french- and german- and luxembourgish-speaking conflicted lovely motherfuckers. we enjoyed it.

I wrote a bossy little list for Glamour about turning 30. glmr.me/15Ac5kn

Thanks rock a field. You lot were so hyped I didn't know what was going on. Felt good. Big up :)