It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years (since 3 Apr 2013). What's your #TwiAge? TwiAge.com

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Pops his dusty head up from behind a worn and tethered looking sofa. "It... Is... So... Quiet..."

". . .. . I miss James."

"Why am I constantly bothered by these people?" he mutters to himself. "Evening, Narcissa."

"Okay— no, NO. This is NOT okay, you bloody twat." Attempts to claw her off him. x.com/CrucioAndCurls…

"Wonderful," and full of sarcasm, apparently. "I'd ask the same but I simply -don't- have enough whiskey in me."

"Bellatrix!" He flung his arms sky-high. "Get the bloody hell off me!" x.com/CrucioAndCurls…

"I'm not even going to point out everything wrong with that statement," he deadpans. "I'm going to hex you on the count of three. . ." x.com/CrucioAndCurls…

"Second reminder. . ." x.com/CallidusLepos/…

". . ." Dramatic facepalm. "I'm suddenly filled with very homicidal urges." x.com/CrucioAndCurls…

"I'm not doing this, Bellatrix." Transforms into his animagus form and falls off the chair, essentially shoving the witch off him. x.com/CrucioAndCurls…

Screams from the top of lungs because he will ALWAYS need attention, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, EVERYONE I LOVE IS DEAD."

— Sincerely, Sirius. Over and out.

I LOVE MY LIFE x.com/crucioandcurls…

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years (since 3 Apr 2013). And you? TwiAge.com

Aaaaaaand he's back for the first time in twelve years through automated services. April fools? No? Missed that too? Tragic. Goodbye. x.com/CallidusLepos/…