remember that programme on cbbc called stupid. where it showed little sketches including one where a boy’s nan always pretended to die to freak him out & one where a chef would be doing a normal recipe & then all of a sudden shout “MY SHOES” & add his shoes to the mix. quality tv

Will retweet this every time I see it

twitter has literally broken my sense of humor bc im fucking screaming at this

does anyone else start singing the song on the radio when you lose signal to see if you match up when you regain signal or am i fat weirdo

What the fluff?! 😂😂

Come to center parcs for a much needed recharge. With my eyes closed relaxing my 6 year old niece said quietly "Aunty I need your help" I asked "what with"? "The swan" she replied. I laughed & asked "what swan" opened my eyes.....

Did Gavin and Stacey have a girl or boy? What’s Neil the Baby like now? Are Dawn and Pete still together? Has Gwen branched away from making omelettes? Are Smithy and Nessa married? Are Pam and Mick gonna be the Christmas Day hosts again? What happened on the fishing trip?!

Watching Phillip Schofield get progressively wrecked on Snapchat has got to be the highlight of 2017😂

Billy’s 2018 calendar is available now for pre order, pop into WHSmith Solihull for all signings next week x

so i tested out the theory that if you play "Feeling Myself" by Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé at exactly 11:58:50 pm on New Year's Eve, Beyoncé will say "world stop" in 2017 and "Carry on" in 2018, AND BITCH IT WORKEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

The overuse of commas just makes this tweet. x.com/realdonaldtrum…

Get so deeply offended when I don’t win instagram prize competitions I’m gonna be thinking about this for weeks now

Happy international Women’s day ❤️