[Carries Shanyrria Uriralei - ||Parody|| off to their nest so he can have his way with her.]

Except me, right? Cos...you can't fuck a pigeon. Unless you're planning on changing into a pigeon too, then I'm totally down for that.

You're the best, sweetheart. [Gives her a big ol' smooch] Let's go demolish those taquitos in the kitchen before the kids find out about 'em.

Well, shit. You weren't s'posed to hear that, sweetheart. [Has the decency to look sheepish]

[Takes this opportunity to grope her ass under the pretense of "helping" and trots on over to the kitchen]

You better. Or I'll be broken hearted and then you get to explain that to Shan.

[Lays on Shanyrria Uriralei - ||Parody|| and noms pizza]

||Silent Soldier|| ||MoodMusic: youtube.com/watch?v=p2lTht… || ||Mentions: Steve Rogers ||Parody|| || ||Present - Somewhere In Bucharest|| Abandoned Hydra Base. Just outside Bucharest. Recon mission, there have been talks about activity around the base. Five years later and these assholes --

"Awwwwww bedtime, no..." x.com/BoondockBaby/s…

"And this is why I love you, Chibi Momma." Shares the rest of his pizza with. x.com/BoondockBaby/s…

Thinks this is definitely a fair trade and hauls his pretty gal off to bed. x.com/BoondockBaby/s…

"Breathe into me and make me real..." ❧ Archer. Playful. Outgoing. Curious. Sarcastic. Sassy. Devourer of sweets. Coffee addict. ❧ Oracle of the Light Elves. ❧ Keeping Clint Barton in check and properly caffeinated. ❧ Author: .

#NewBio #NewHeader - Shanyrria Uriralei - ||Parody||

Looks all cute and deaf. x.com/MutedAsset/sta…

“I like the way you think.” Chuckles and motions for Bucky to follow him to Tony Stark’s workshop. “Maybe work in a limp, too. He’s a sucker for that.” x.com/mutedasset/sta…

Crams pizza rolls in his mouth and munches obnoxiously loud just to be irritating. "Aw, shaddup Tony. You know you love the company."