Shout out to DECC co-chair Emmanuel Caudillo and DECC member Sarah for testifying yesterday in front of the DC Comittee on Finance & Revenue. They were pushing for more funding for mental health! Let’s keep pushing and ensure we continue to serve our DC students.

Warren.

If being the presidential nominee doesn’t work out, he would sure make a fine manager of an Olive Garden franchise.

Yikes.

Who says teachers don't make as much as professional athletes? The median salary of a WNBA player is $71,635 and the average DC teacher salary is $76,486. Look, everything is just fine!

Nearly equal to my desire that Trump is impeached is my desire that we stop asking Jeff Flake what he thinks about things. wvik.org/post/former-se…

Our city should be ashamed of itself. Rolling in money and the way our schools get what they need is through outside donations from TV celebs. Basketball courts and computers should be standard, not cause for confetti.

Apparently my boyfriend’s been making himself risotto for dinner every night for at least a week and he just asked me where he can buy more risotto rice and I had to tell him to stop making so much risotto. I didn’t know this could be an issue in any relationship

Stop telling your daughters they can be president when you are unwilling to vote for a woman president.

I just had to make a packet of work for my students in case school is canceled. The next 3 lessons are about the Black Death. Timely.

Is anyone else concerned that the savior emerging out of #CoronavirusUSA is a company called GILEAD?!

Thank you DC Deputy Mayor for Education Paul Kihn Mayor Muriel Bowser for following through on your commitment to the families & students at the NY Ave shelters: finding $195k for a shuttle to get them to school. In a tough budget year, this $ will make a difference #AllHandsOnDECC #DECC project playtime

Can we all agree to ban the question “How are you?” this year and just ask “How are you coping with your daily existence?” instead. Thank you.

Googling “how to come to terms with your own death” is pretty much my mood all the time now.

I’m sick with COVID that I got from construction crews that were in my house after my basement flooded from a climate change related storm and if you say this isn’t the apocalypse, you’re wrong.

I guess Sean Connery and Alex Trebek were somehow cosmically linked. #riptrebek

Flipping my first ever batch of homemade pancakes was satisfying. So was watching AZ and GA flip. #MillionMAGAMarch #MillionMAGAMarch2020

Remembering this great moment between Lady Gaga and Larry King. #RIPLarryKing

SFO Terminal E bathroom stall has devolved into a Twitter fight.