David. Warner. Take a bow son.... Oh wait no don’t actually take a bow now you just look like a flog again. Oh David you never fail to make a fool of yourself.

With the BOM predicting 44 degrees tomorrow I better start planning.... will it be the snap story with the temperature sticker or should I go the exaggerated car temp with “it’s a stinker”..... life’s big desicions.

Sunday morning cricket always seems like a cracking idea until about 11am on a Sunday when you actually have to go to cricket. Then you sort of wish you’d taken up other interests.

Spare a thought for the taps in the Percy tonight, what should’ve been one of their all time performances has been rendered obsolete. Sad times but I’d drink an MCC lager if that’s what it took.

A father-son prospect has emerged for Carlton. Charlie McKay, son of Andrew, a big improver. No U18 footy for a while to come but he’s on the Blues’ radar. afl.com.au/news/385898

Nothing will compare to Crowd erupting for Warner’s ton after Curran dismissed him on a front foot noey. Exceptional.

Struggle to sympathise with Steele. After I blamed whiskey for landing me in a gutter after a year 11 formal I still had to take the field the following morning. Steele gets 4 weeks off to recover, seems unfair for mine.

Think Gerard shares all of our frustrations after the AFL forced us to survive a weekend in lockdown without footy. Criminal by the AFL to take away my primary source of income and entertainment for an entire weekend while I’m locked inside.

If 2020 was a game of beer pong it’s just been handed a redemption shot. Let Geelong win and I’ll happily sign off on the year gone by.

Pots mate. That’s it.

Gee that’s stiff from the apple text suggestion... Really subtle reminder of my inability to maintain any sort of long term relationship.

Just want a girl to go jug for jug with me... is that to much to ask?

Massive 21st in lockdown today for fan favourite @Chukloveridge - a loyal viewer and recent star addition to the show. Can we get a birthday shout out for the great man this week! Get On Jason Richardson Brent Zerafa

Drive through bottle shops, deserve more credit. Exceptional.

🤣 🏏 #AUSvENG #Ashes #mitchellstarc #Bunge #Grain

Alyssa Healy you are incredible. Loves the big stage and can’t ever be counted out.

Please Joel Selwood if you are reading this it is not to late… never leave us 💙🤍💙🤍.

Regardless of the result, that Sam Kerr goal will always be a “where were you when” moment in Aussie sport! 🐐

One week in. It's time for a good old-fashioned Mo off. Let's see 'em. Reply with a photo of your Mo. 👇

Joel Selwood at the AFLW in Brisbane. That is. And always will be. My guy.