Brian Welcker (@bwelcker) 's Twitter Profile
Brian Welcker

@bwelcker

Product Manager at @Google (ex-@SnowflakeDB and @awscloud). Loves: indie rock, pro football, and sci-fi. Views are my own, not necessarily those of my employer.

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Proposal: all AWS service names get a 30 second review from me before they ship. “Route53?” “Love it.” “Snowball Edge?” “Urban Dictionary both of those words.” “Systems Manager Session Mana—wow that sounds terrible now that I hear it spoken aloud.” I’m here to help.

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Why does everyone assume that when Pete talks about having a “fresh outlook”, he is referring to his age? Why do they ignore the fact that he is not employed in Washington DC? fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/new-…

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Battles @ Marymoor Park bandsintown.com/e/1019984177. WTF ⁦Ian Williams⁩ - how did you get ⁦Primus⁩ to open for you? Looking forward to my first ⁦battles⁩ show with a lawn chair.

Battles @ Marymoor Park bandsintown.com/e/1019984177. WTF ⁦<a href="/it_will/">Ian Williams</a>⁩ - how did you get ⁦<a href="/primus/">Primus</a>⁩ to open for you? Looking forward to my first ⁦<a href="/BATTLES/">battles</a>⁩ show with a lawn chair.
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I caught a snippet from an old WRCT 88.3 FM playlist in the US debut of the terrific Dinosaur Jr documentary tonight at SIFF siff.net/siff-cinema/in…. Can't wait to see them when they come play next February.

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Two nights, two rockumentaries. After the Dinosaur Jr. biopic last night, I went back to the Egyptian for the Todd Haynes tribute to the Velvet Underground seattletimes.com/entertainment/…. Tomorrow is the opening of Climate Pledge Arena with Foo Fighters. #emptynesting

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I totally love #geocaching but I really can't stand earthcaches. It takes me a few minutes to log every other cache type. I spend hours trying to answer vague geological questions and never know if I'm right. I'm not a geologist!

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I got a nice holiday card today from Dana Hilliard, the mayor of Somersworth, NH. He seems like a terrific guy but since I have never visited New Hampshire, I’m really wondering how I got on the mailing list.

I got a nice holiday card today from <a href="/DanaHilliard_NH/">Dana Hilliard</a>, the mayor of Somersworth, NH. He seems like a terrific guy but since I have never visited New Hampshire, I’m really wondering how I got on the mailing list.