Was he a good dog? Who's to say? But he didn't deserve to die

Time for a new starter pack ted mosby

I'm hungry. What will I eat with my milk: cookies, Doritos, or donuts?

I need a 3-sided coin

Chickens float

Californication has the greatest video of all time

Everyone so happy for 2016 but some of you probably about to have a terrible year

I feel bad about Sam falling and I wasn't even there

I'm no chef but soft avocado with lite mayonnaise is good sandwich dressing

Seth Rogen is the best

Humans are actually half cat half dog. Not a third human third cat third dog.

I want the cat equivalent of a corgi dog

@adampeavler fite me m8

Corn syrup is probably healthier than maple syrup

I miss MTV's celebrity deathmatch

the only thing I like about pickles is how easy they are to remove

Carbon Copy has the best water on campus

riff raff is actually one of my favorite rappers

a lizard person visited my physiology class today. he kept forgetting his name and lied about having a grandpa.