Don’t just save the bees! Bee-come FRIENDS WITH THEM! #beefriend #bee #friend #savethebees

It’s fun to be on your period and suddenly get sad about your ex again

A #haiku : I changed a diaper Three times today and it stunk Each and every time

Has my ass gotten bigger or has my underwear gotten smaller?

A #ValentinesDay2019 #haiku : Capitalism Is profiting off of love Silly straight people

#valentinesgay2019 #haiku : It’s fun to be queer Let’s all be gay together And kiss on the lips

Waw breakfast sandwich curing my hangover: a sequel

Straight people kissing is weird

Today my boss asked me if I fell and I was confused but then I realized he was just looking at the hickeys on my neck and I was like Yeah I fell Into bed with a woman 🙃🤙🏻

I just sat on the toilet looking at my phone for so long that I peed three separate times and my foot fell asleep

Why is no one else talking about how #Sucker by the Jonas Brothers is literally just #FeelItStill by Portugal. The Man

How in the heck did I used to be able to afford tattoos and weed?

Shh! #tour

Meeting this Thursday March 28th at 5pm!!!! Rt this tweet, and one of you will win this awesome amnesty tote supporting our mission for National Student Week of Action, to support refugee rights at Arcadia! #AmnestyInternational #HumanRights #RefugeesWelcome

The more I work on healing from trauma and growing as a person the less I identify with my birth chart. WHO AM I ANYMORE.

I made this music video!

This kid just put in a submission to the NPR Music #TinyDeskContest ! Check it: youtu.be/flZVGi_yUQw If you hate it plz lie to me I am fragile and gay

Dinner For One is officially available on cassette! Come to the release show tonight at Tralf or stay tuned for the online purchase link! Thanks goodhowareyou records for making this happen 😘

Busy Bee Project - NPR Tiny Desk Contest 2019 ⁦Busy Bee Project⁩ give her a like, ✋🏿👌🏿 music.youtube.com/watch?v=flZVGi…

I think I’ve been overusing the word fabulous lately