Met a billionaire for breakfast I ordered pancakes and chocolate milk He ordered a 32 egg omelette I gasped The bill came out to $957 thanks to his meal He paid with his Amex Black Platinum Gold Medallion Card I asked why he got such an expensive meal "Don't worry, I

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Driving in the left hand lane on the highway is a privilege, not a right.

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It’s all about Jesus.

100% a blood diamond.

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Troy Aikman is hammered on National Television. #MNF

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“So, the Devil promised you a fiddle made of gold.” “Thats right.” “But you had to wager your eternal soul?” “Correct.” “In a fiddlin’ contest.” “Yes.” “Against the devil.” “Uh huh.”

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Laser Quest with the homies while they played Sandstorm over the speakers… you just wouldn’t get it.

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Someone delivered the Herb Brooks speech at Harry’s Taproom in Ambler during the 3rd intermission before USA beat Canada in overtime for the gold 🇺🇸

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Seeing my local record store selling physical Mutiny After Midnight records while I’m still waiting for a shipment notification.