The thing about being weird online as a trans or even just queer person is that being really weird about it functions as a really effective bug zapper for people who's instinct is to treat you poorly but are waiting for an excuse.

it's 1am so this will flop but i can't help it

there’s a point during transition when it’s no longer gender dysphoria it’s just the crippling weight of beauty standards for women lol

hot lady appreciator dm'd me but it got filtered as spam so i accidentally swiped it closed gg

wizard poker fans calling it "magic the gathering"

responding to people and then realizing: i dont care

mega ramble about my filtration! all of my filtration equipment + why is chose it! it got kinda long but i promise it’s fun to listen to esp if u wanna sleep

why queen 🐝 got her coochie hanging out??

its the 4th galadriel that gets you

these were taken in the same year 😬

jellyfish are freakish little “animals”

it must feel so bad to be a wotc employee having these moments of clarity in between hasbro corporate visits

how i feel correcting the mtg paper players who have a decade of experience on me

reef update!! it’s looking good!!

i bought cursed gooner weed and it had an NFT on the back. i love california