Put cherry tomato halves on your frozen pizza before cooking. You’re welcome.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Goodbye social world. I’m a slave to studying again…

And if I could….never hear that song again 🎶

We really used to rock the camo cargos back in the day wtf hahaha

'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' premiered on August 4th, 2005 17 years ago today

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Martin Lawrence is the original Kevin Hart. Just think about that.

Cats sleep anywhere from 13 to 16 hours a day on average

If you buy something from an IG model’s Amazon wish list for her, you are immediately added to the simp list…

You know, the one that goes like… bum bum bummm bababummm bum

Yo who remembers Gatorade rain?

Do you remember when you joined twitter? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Let’s just say I’ve hit a PR for the amount Coors Light I’ve had today YEEEEEW

Three 6 Mafia. That is all.

🗝️’s to the 🍞🍞🍞

Matty Mara is Rickety Cricket, Rickety Cricket is Matty Mara! It's Always Sunny it’s been so long since I’ve watched the old seasons I forgot his real name haha

Wild how some people go to the gym for 10+ years but still look exactly the same and I haven’t gone in 10 and also look the same haha how you gonna let me beat yall?