Why aren’t people having children? “Animals don't breed in captivity.”

Here's a summary: - We have always been spying on you - We don't really care what you think - Our investors will shovel billions into us anyways for your information - Please forget that time a few months ago we leaked all your information - Please buy nitro

Hey, uh… any way they could release the user data from people who played Pokemon Go on that island?

When I first got married, I called my mom to complain about some argument my husband and I were having. My mom stopped me right there and said, "unless you are in danger, dont ever let anyone into your marriage, not even me". Its was the best advice I could've ever received as a

The response to this insanely simple yet non plastic coffee maker should usher in the era of “dumb” simple appliances that work and dont poison you or connect to your wifi

Make "dumb" appliances great again. All steel, made in USA, no wifi, no bluetooth, no automation.

🚨A missing 2-year-old in Avondale, AZ is found because moving company workers refused to ignore what they saw. The owner says staff were recently trained to spot human trafficking. This time, the training wasn’t theory, it changed the outcome.

"Smiling Friends will be ending after season 3 is done"

Dear Mr. President, I am told the Federal Reserve is just two weeks away from a nuclear weapon. I know you will do the right thing.

U.S. Marine: “No one wants to fight for Israel” Republican Senators:

a clump of cells that can play a videogame is a clump of cells that can pilot a drone

実際に自分が行った、サイコパスを退職に追いやった方法。 昔、職場に典型的なサイコパス気質の人がいました。 ・人をターゲットにする ・裏で悪口を流す ・ミスを全部他人のせいにする ・上司の前では別人格 最初は、みんな我慢していました。

“We stole all your knowledge and art, and now we’re gonna put a meter on it and sell it back to you. You’re welcome.”

Shrinkflation sucks man how am I supposed to tell my cat why his cat food can is smaller? He will never understand complex economics. He doesn’t know about recessions or shareholder value. I’m sorry, here’s another can buddy.

“Tucker Carlson is a foreign agent.”