RT FOR A CHANCE TO WIN 🏜 #DunePartTwo is OUT NOW 🎬 So, we’ve teamed up with Warner Bros. UK to give away a bundle of things you’d need to survive the Arrakis Desert 😲 Enter by 23:59, 06/04/24. T&Cs apply: bit.ly/4bTZxIT Tickets 👉 bit.ly/BookDuneP2

Sorry, I can’t breathe 😂

Iceland has a web page for the upcoming presidential election. You can go in and enter your name in support of a candidate. In an attempt to do so, apparently 11 people accidentally registered as candidates and are now running for president. Looking forward to the TV debates.

superb, short for superbitch In fairness, the writing on the big red sign is blurry

"Goes bananas in the best possible way." Dev Patel writes, directs and stars in action-packed revenge thriller #MonkeyMan. Read the Empire review: empireonline.com/movies/reviews…

Is this a legit email Woolwich Works #woolich

the ‘and coconut’ is making me snort loudly in public, 10/10 no notes

"Have you seen that you are about to lose your seat according to the Sky News YouGov projection?" Defence secretary Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps calls Sky's Sam Coates Sky live on TV. trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

URGENT! Pls share. The last chance to register to vote in the General Election is 11.59pm tomorrow Tue 18 June. Potentially 8m aren't registered at their current address. Here's 4 key facts... 1) You can do it online here registertovote.service.gov.uk/country-of-res… 2) It's good for your finances.

The last one

Went to a Coldplay gig a few years ago, can’t get the wristband off, it’s like it’s welded on. Every time they play it flashes incessantly, keeps me awake. I’m exhausted.

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5 - England at EURO 2024 will be the first team in EURO/World Cup history to face five different countries all beginning with the same letter in a single tournament (Serbia, Slovenia, Slovakia, Switzerland, Spain). Sibilance.

Competition time, Studio Ghibli fans! 🚨 To celebrate My Neighbour Totoro being back in UK & Irish cinemas from 2 August, we're giving away a prize bundle – including a poster, notebook, postcard, & plush puppet! Follow us & Studio Ghibli UK, and RT this to enter. UK only. Good luck!

After eleven years, it's time to update my London Underground concentric-circles-and-spokes map. Completely redrawn from centre to edges, it's so much better than before, and more geographically accurate than the official map.

Fancy dining like a Hogwarts student? 🕯️ We have a pair of tickets to give away for a VIP Back to Hogwarts 'Welcome Feast’ event on 31 August at Warner Bros. Studio Tour London – The Making of Harry Potter! To enter, follow us and Repost this. UK only. Good luck!

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

#RIP dad 💔