Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success. #guarantee

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. -- H.L. Mencken, "Little Book in C major", 1916

There are two major products to come out of Berkley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. #major

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. -- John Updike #adult

The ego is only a bit of consciousness swimming upon the ocean of dark things. We are an enigma unto ourselves. -The Mentat Handbook #ocean

Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?

At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats. -- "The Washington Post Magazine", June 9, 1985 #roughly

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

New members urgently required for SUICIDE CLUB, Watford area. -- Monty Python's Big Red Book #Python's

Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home. -- Han Solo

Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.

When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself Americanized.

A watched clock never boils.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. Groucho Marx

Mater artium necessitas. [Necessity is the mother of invention]. #Mater

Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark Harrold

A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be. Albert Einstein

Power is poison. #Power

"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff> #disintegrated