Backyard Birds . . . #birds #birdphotography #bird #nature #wildlife #birdsofinstagram #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #birdwatching #birding #photography #perfection #bestbirdshots #animals #birdlovers… instagram.com/p/B5t-33wFHlZ/…

Gotta love this day and age of throwaway products where everything is just expected to fail just after warranties expire. Had a Philips Hue bulb go back not long after the warranty expired, and no help being offered. I’ve had cheap incandescent bulbs last way longer.

I've used Wooter a few times for soccer jerseys, and they've always been great in the end! yotpo.com/go/53i0ht4j via @yotpo

#rainbow from a #plane instagram.com/p/BH4ZTzkDmSM/

Introducing Tinycards! Memorize anything while having fun. Free as always. :) Get it on iOS: itunes.apple.com/app/apple-stor…

When you're trying to get a rise out of your buddy, but he isn't havin' any of it #cats… instagram.com/p/BIU1ilbDiYp/

The 30s are better anyway!

#Cat jumps up on door threshold as if to climb said threshold. #Dog looks at me as if cat needs to be committed #DogsAndCatsLivingTogether

With my lightning-fast, beer pre-sale skills, I wrangled 6 bottles of Duck Duck Gooze from The Lost Abbey! Woot!

"Bomb Guam!" Sir they're part of the US. "But it sounds so good, do it anyway!" #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing

Sir, a covert photo of you has emerged on one tiny hand. "But that's my real hand." Well this is awkward... #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing

When your local news accuses a floating animal of chasing people out of the water #WhenJellyfishAttack x.com/wyffnews4/stat…

Cut time in modern marching band arrangement: just say no #RIPCutTime #TwoFourPlease

Want to get amped up for the day? Grab some coffee, then play this (youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyO…) with the speed set to 1.5 or 2.0 #yourewelcome

We are giving one lucky fan a brand new copy of #NHL17! RETWEET for your chance to win!

Looking forward to this "Indigenous People's Day" holiday weekend! Not #ColumbusDay #BartoloméDay theoatmeal.com/comics/columbu…

Pre-recorded trumpet anthem? #WASvsDAL

"He needed every ounce of that length." Ummmm.... #UMvsOSU

Hey Saturday Night Live - SNL, Betsy DeVos = Dana Carvey's Church Lady + Better Hair. Get on it!! #BetsyDeVos #SNL

When Harikari Met Sally #JapanAMovie