They landscaped the median strip pretty nice. #MST3K

Malcolm Smith has died

“While Trump was remarkably indifferent to Covid in 2020, he was also, for the entire period we now remember erroneously as “lockdown,” in charge. [Moreover], all but one state withdrew its stay-at-home orders within three months.” nytimes.com/2024/11/27/opi…

The "Bone Devil" you say? When I was young and single that is what I used to call myself when I was drunk

Saw Planes, Trains, and Automobiles at the Netflix Egyptian Theater in Hollywood last night, and got a free Will & Harper drink koozie/parka (also a print magazine, because Netflix feels bad it has killed physical media)

Gather road youngsters - witness the dinosaur Olds Cutlass, America's most popular, best selling vehicle in its day, the 1970s

I have often said this - palinilap

Wait, Earthworm Jim was supposed to have an alt-right anti-woke conservative Christian vibe? Wokeness supposedly ruined video games... lol weird flex!

States with better access to social resources have higher rates of homelessness because …. The people go to the places where they can find those resources. It’s not a sign of their failure

Writers, and others who do a lot of writing - Is there a solution for your left and right hands being slightly out of sync? For instance, when I type "the", often I get hte or teh because the h finger moves faster than the t and e fingers on my other hand.

Don't make me tap the sign again

Wow, go Romania ✨💥✨

Southern California, be on the lookout for this Honda XL75 motorcycle, stolen from my driveway in Van Nuys at some point in the last few days

Hallmark online gift card cards are the most glitchy stupid badly developed pieces of garbage I have encountered in years. I've been trying to activate 4 of them for over an hour now. 3 out of 4 done, but it took 12 tries and 3 different payment methods.

Never send money via Zelle. They are giving me the runaround trying add email addy to my already active account. They say add it to my bank, Chase says just add it to Zelle, guy on the phone says it has to be my primary bank email, but Zelle says you can have 5 addresses

You know Taco Bell by making in store kiosks only, you have now increased the time it takes me to place an order, and I expect a commiserate discount on the food. I guess I'll be drive-tru only from now on so the fast food is actually fast. I can get Chipotle faster.

Have you heard the term "stepping on your dick"? That's basically what happened.