Hey @ mlb, I’ll give you a crisp $20 if you can just let the Phillies play at home for the rest of the season

the late-game offense has been unreal

HOWIE I WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE WORK THREE HOURS AGO

Jason Kelce is really about to be the best man at Taylor Swift's wedding and if someone told me that sentence 5 years ago, I would've laughed in their FACE.

great googly moogly

KYLE SCHWARBER HAT TRICK

FOUR. F O U R. Me currently:

And to think, I was ready to shut the game off in between the first inning and go to bed (yes, I know it was only 7pm, it’s been a LONG WEEK OKAY)

A hell of a game from Trea Turner. Wowowow.

August 31st September 1st

Six seconds into the season, folks!

One game into the year and already doing my annual post that primetime games starting this late is STUPID. Start at 7pm. There's no need for 8:20pm. Everyone will still watch.

pay him pls :)

Outfield platoon can end. Marsh - Bader - Kepler That’s it. That’s the outfield. That’s who you run out.

mets will *always* met

The powder blues always make games like this 100x more electric. I don't make the rules.

The week started with panic as Alec Bohm and Trea Turner were placed on the IL. The Phillies now head into the weekend up 11 games in the NL East with the magic number for clinching the division at 5. Baseball, man.

Not one to get ahead of myself, but it really feels like something special is brewing with the Phillies.

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