For tonite's 2011 recap the First Responders will join me for the entire show. Amost more Nancy Fichandler than you can handle. 10/9c on IFC

Brooke Alvarez Sacramento, CA has the world record for "most people who want to get the hell out of Sacramento, CA."

We're discussing the biggest stories in YOUR area in prep for my 2011 Year In Review at 10/9c on IFC. #2011localnews #OnionNewsNetwork

Brooke Alvarez Pittsburgh City Council votes to downsize from 3 rivers to 2 rivers & a large stream in a budget cutting move #2011localnews

After tonight's season finale of #OnionNewsNetwork I will go immediately to an undisclosed location. #lastchancefornews10/9c

This 2011 Year In Review reminds me... has anyone heard from Japan lately? Someone please check on them.

Looking at royal wedding in my 2011 Year In Review tonight. Figure that thing didn't get enough coverage the first time around

Tonight on the show I'll look back at an infinitesimally small portion of those who died in 2011. #OnionNewsNetwork 10/9c on IFC

Brooke Alvarez Pocatello, ID pulls out all the stops to celebrate their own Royal Wedding -- Rick the Mattress King has chosen his Queen.

Keep that #2011localnews coming as I prepare for tonight's 2011 Year In Review. Information is a weapon and I love weapons.

Your news arteries are clogged with misinformation, but you're scheduled to have a fact stent inserted tonight at 10/9c.

Watch the #OnionNewsNetwork Season Finale tonight at 10/9c on IFC. I will know if you don't and what's more I will be disappointed.

Brooke Alvarez The most influential person of the year should have been you! Such a travesty! We need SCOTUS to recount the votes now!

I woke up in the middle of the night last night laughing about that "news years" joke, @tuckerhopeONN!

If you missed the #OnionNewsNetwork season finale last night, I'll let you catch the replay at 12:30 ET tonight... no questions asked.

I usually don't condone frivolous behavior but go ahead and play this Booty Wave video 20 times twiturl.us/1w5