You just try and stop me from doing inventory

#NoJacketRequired was released 34 years ago today...January 1985 must have been very warm! #FlashbackFriday

I imagine this sound anytime something I’m using craps out on me

Only way to defeat Mr X in Resident Evil 2 is to dig up his old racist and homophobic tweets from 12 years ago

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Ichiro and Kikuchi. 😢

all pizza is good . . . thanks for reading my blog

Dear Twitter Friends, Fire is Coming! youtube.com/watch?v=aTrTtz…

Let’s make this happen

today i closed out my stream by yelling improvised monologues about the glory of football while blasting the monday night football theme song as Madden NFL 20's intro looped over and over for about 15 minutes. if this gets 500 likes i'll do a 30-minute encore stream

It’s #InternationalCatDay so be sure to earn a look of disquiet from your cat by simply existing.

if this gets 1,000 RTs i'll read the entire novel "DOOM: KNEE-DEEP IN THE DEAD" live on a stream, on camera, accepting donations for a charity. (if this doesn't get 1,000 RTs i'll probably do it anyway, though the 1,000 RTs would make me feel like someone planned to watch it!)

"No, Mr. Bond... I expect you to die." "Well there's no time to die." "Then, Mr. Bond, you will... die another day. "Which day?" "Tomorrow." "No, tomorrow never dies." "Well, Mr. Bond, we'll have to agree to live and let die." "Moonraker." "What?"

I was totally this guy in college when I got into TOOL effing TOOL youtu.be/nbrFHcueCMw

I don’t know who needs this, but I do know that YOU need this

Rest In Paradise John “Pops” Witherspoon 😢🙏🏾🕊

“I’m just a King of Queens without a Queen . . . of Kings?”

It was really cool when all of her basketball friends took her to a karaoke bar and sang “Mare of Easttown, Mare of Easttown!” to the chorus of The Eton Rifles