@carissabauman If vacation means excessive amounts of alcohol, clean underwear, and dance music...yes, yes I do.

@vinloucks hahaha sounds great

@carissabauman All things I love. Sounds PERFECT!

@vinloucks you said the magic words

Procrastinating to the max. #winning

@carissabauman Alright, you win.

Holy crap, the semester is almost over. #panic

That awkward moment when people keep thinking you're in a relationship, but you're not. #rumourhasit

Puking on the night of two performances. #sad

Just sang for a special education class. In such a good mood!

@awannago That tweet couldn't be more true.

Been driving in a snowstorm for the past 4 hours. #epic

Chillin at the airport.

Show up to wrong class: act like you're in it.

Gettin' crunk. #thirstythursday

It hurts. It aches. It burns. #RetroFitness

hey

I'm about to watch 'Funny or Die' on HBO. Wow. Now I'm nervous.. I hope I laugh.. olga.projectmy.in/marshall

I hope my wife and children never learn the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar. tabatha.katkit.in/jeff

OUT OF ALL THE BIKES ON THIS BIKE RACK, THIS ONE'S SEAT DEFINITELY SMELLS THE WORST. gena.projectmy.in/eula