Sorry Emmerdale …. The way Moira woke up from a nap was a bit innaccurate…. No one wakes up that chipper. I usually wake up in a rage!

So I had a rejection on a dating sight on account of my teeth. My teeth aren’t great…. But how do you explain to someone this is a side effect of chemotherapy? I hate people more and more.

Can anyone help me write a dating profile? I’m getting no luck!

Hi M&S and ideas what this might be in my spaghetti carbonara microwave meal?

Hi Sainsbury's I’ve just picked up a pack of frozen pigs in blankets. Says 12 on the box but 10 on the pack? What gives?

Thanks to East Riding Council for sending a team out with a wood chipper and firing it up at 7:45 am. It’s so loud it’s making me entire house vibrate!

#YouBet Massively disappointed they didn’t use an update variation of the original music!

Glad I don’t take my car into Audi UK Doncaster. The speed he was driving this on the other direction was dangerous!

Did you know that Yorkshire Tea tastes the best when brewed with the tears and sweat of Yorkshire farmers…. FYI.

Im doing well saving money Barclays UK since I can’t spend any money right now!

What a disappointing weekend Barclays UK causing carnage with card problems, getting fueled up and my card being declined. Then to top it off…. Domino's Pizza UK app going down…. Arghhh

I was really upset and fed up after work today. Exhausted too and just came home and went to bed… I’m laid wide awake now… is it wrong to get up and have tea and cake?

Well that’s ruined my day…. Go to Greggs and they don’t have any sausage rolls left by 1pm! 😞

Bit disappointed with my dominoes chips. Not salt either!! 😞 Domino's Pizza UK

Hey all! Does anyone have any travel tips/suggestions for Edinburgh?

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Why is Sky so frustrating to deal with. I’ve rang up to upgrade to sky f1 and they’re trying to sell me things I’ve implicitly said I don’t want.

Wow Sky …. I rang up to try to upgrade. The lady on the phone literally didn’t listen to me and tried to sell me things I didn’t want. I explained I’m not interested and she wouldn’t take no for an answer. I put the phone down…. And then receive 13 calls.

I need to loose weight and start running… can I get some abuse to make me go run?? Like go run you fattie… etc

I’m so disappointed that British Superbike Championship is now only broadcast on TNT Sports. It’s now excluded us normal people from being able to watch the racing. 😔