while everyone’s partying i’m working

honestly this lineup looks sick

A decade later, this Pete Weber moment is still iconic 😎

Chilis is one the best things our country has done.

Is this real ?

My back is so fucked up that I throw sneakers on and Arch support = Life support.

I've been on twitter for 4 years and my life has gained nothing by it. #MyTwitterAnniversary

funny tee shirt (2011): Bill Murray is Epicsauce funny tee shirt (2022): I am high on crack and i have a gun right now

These hobbit people at the airport just rawdogging the floor with their sockless, bunyon ass feet.

The not-so-arcane Texas Fact of the Day: It was 187 years ago today, on Feb. 23, 1836, that the advance guard of Santa Anna’s Army of Operations reached Béxar (San Antonio). In The Alamo, William Travis and Jim Bowie had not expected the Mexican troops to arrive until the middle

11 years ago today. A moment in sports that will be remembered for generations.

seeing people wearing apple watches is so funny like go off ben 10

hell nah wtf is this

Times were simpler when I was living in a frat house and communicating almost exclusively in will Ferrell movie quotes

We haven’t forgotten Telltale Games