The Chicago Bears. #NationalTellAJokeDay

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

S/o To The OG’s That Came Before Me! @nickdapick36 #GoPackGo

I'm ready for you #BAKERMAYFIELD ... Come at me, bro.

For what? Leaving for Michael Scott Paper on a whim and then telling Jim to give up on his dream because he never ran it by her?

“Skype really blew a 3-1 lead”

Unwritten rules are unwritten because when you write them down it exposes how truly stupid they are.

So many paths to 270 calories.

Would he run as a Democrat or as Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right

Biden’s won in Michigan so many times he’s legally required to change his name to Ohio State.

The Bears vs A Quarterback

#Aight x.com/NBAonTNT/statu…

Oral Roberts has more wins over Ohio State than Jim Harbaugh.

Okay this is my last tweet I swear