Mistress Isabelle Brooks back on my television screen

I can’t stop saying “sister I’m pickled” softly out loud to no one

I’m tempted…

Forgot this happened and just needed to remind everyone else

Mom’s enjoying her first trip to Europe

god she sucks so bad I absolutely cannot wait to be rid of her

I’ve got some real loser energy about me tonight that honestly I’m glad to be getting over with at the beginning of this week

not with holes in your bladder, my guy

Trade 2.0 is incredible? Close enough. Welcome back:

Why does no one understand the proper proportions for an Aperol Spritz? this is a crisis

an all timer

what the fuck is her problem

I hope this is a preview of the gay twitter nursing home years

had to cross an ocean to finally get a fucking good one

fun fact: if you go to the ABBA show in London they make you cry in front of your mom

had to physically restrain my mother from approaching Taika Waititi in the train station

my real fans know me 💞

love is the same in every language 🧡

shit I think I like France