Woah #RedditBlackout

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute And what is the best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel.

Game developers need to invent a loading bar that moves at an even speed, reflecting the amount of time a game will take to load. Once that's done, they can start working on graphics, jumping etc.

Ah crap, I forgot his birthday

dont ask me why i did this but i turned Whose Line is it Anyway into a 90s fighting game

Imagine being in the pitch meeting for this one

This has got to be one of the best Twitter corrections of all time…

This is a great pool toy for when you have too many children

#cringe

Got the last of the dental floss stuck between my teeth. 😬

Possibly the scariest piece of TV ever created: John Noakes climbing Nelson's column in Trafalgar Square, in flares, with no harness. It just gets worse and worse.

My mom was executed for asking for slightly more ration. She was pregnant with me. Before she died she swallowed a piece of glass. I used this to make caeserean incision and escape her corpse. I used my umbilical to get out of the grave, swam to canada and became a tech founder

Bwahaha, community notes under a deceptive ad., I’m so on board with this

What’s the section of the grocery store that you always pay a little visit to, even if you don’t need anything? Mine is light bulbs.

Not even half way through October and there’s already Christmas music playing in Kohl's . It’s interminable. Can’t we at least wait until Halloween is done?

My God. I wanted so bad for this to be hilarious satire, but no. With this, and Musk throwing weight behind anti-semitism, I think I’m done here. See you on Threads, maybe? threads.net/@brendandodds