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Bree Mateljan

@breemateljan

Illustrating designer drawing your pets. 70s rock. SP. bluejunedestroyer. They/she. Fancier of spooky things. Gamer. Mama. Han shot first.

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24. Although it appears as if it could have been painted yesterday, this artwork is actually over 100 years old. Every detail in this piece (1909 ) by Russian-French artist Zinaida Serebriakova feels astonishingly modern.

24. Although it appears as if it could have been painted yesterday, this artwork is actually over 100 years old. 

Every detail in this piece (1909 ) by Russian-French artist Zinaida Serebriakova feels astonishingly modern.
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Sorry but why isn’t absolutely every single person talking about the fact that those two astronauts that are stuck in Space are now hearing mysterious heartbeat sounds and no one know what it is. THIS ENTIRE STORY IS INSANE

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The Darmine Doggy Door brings you the newest high-tech doggy door from Darmine Devices. These doors are fully automatic, activated by a digital chip in your dog's collar. You're not gonna get varmint, you're not gonna get intruders. And you're definitely not gonna get Moo Deng:

The Darmine Doggy Door brings you the newest high-tech doggy door from Darmine Devices.

These doors are fully automatic, activated by a digital chip in your dog's collar. You're not gonna get varmint, you're not gonna get intruders.

And you're definitely not gonna get Moo Deng:
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My partner bought a CD player that we can plug into our car so we can play our CDs and the Amazon listing features the following images. 💀💀💀

My partner bought a CD player that we can plug into our car so we can play our CDs and the Amazon listing features the following images. 💀💀💀
Tom Zohar (@tomzohar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

They look like they own and operate a drag club and they just found out their son is about to marry a woman from a conservative family

They look like they own and operate a drag club and they just found out their son is about to marry a woman from a conservative family
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Yesterday our Ticketmaster computer freaked out and coughed out two abstract tickets and one ticket to see Norm Macdonald in Anaheim in 2011

Yesterday our Ticketmaster computer freaked out and coughed out two abstract tickets and one ticket to see Norm Macdonald in Anaheim in 2011
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🚨 BREAKING: Wow. This heart-rending ad, when tested, moves swing-state men 2.5 points away from Trump. Massive. Please share everywhere. Women are dying NOW in states with extreme bans. If Republicans win, a national abortion ban is next. Don't look away. #MAGAAbortionBan