Someone said this month is called “May” because it may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees, or it may be 20 degrees. FACTS.

Since when did everyone get a PhD in The Little Mermaid? Y’all are out here dissecting every micro-detail, giving unsolicited feedback about the added songs, the makeup, the CGI, even Ariel’s hair… AND FOR WHAT.

Mustard on a hot dog is God’s gift.

Heat wave got me like

What is Taylor Swift’s best song, and why is it “peace”?

Brokeback Mountain walked so that Red, White & Royal Blue could run.

After these last two summers, I will literally never be going out again. Like, ever. No social functions, no parties, no clubs, no👏thing👏. My brain, body, and bank account have had enough. Please don’t invite me anywhere. I won’t be attending.

Whoever did this… JAIL!

What song still makes you uncontrollably sob, and why is it “Ribs” by Lorde?

“House down boots?” No, b*tch. House down stilettos.

“Ugh, I’m just so bad with names 🤪”

“Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl” feat. Kamala Harris 💥

“Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl” feat. Jon Stewart The Daily Show

It’s always “I’m a top!” “I’m bottom!” But never “I’m a creep!” “I’m a weirdo!”

What’s the best Justin Bieber song and why is it “Beauty and the Beat”?

If you text me and ask me to do a favor for you and I send you this pic, I means “ʸᵉᵃʰ.”

Sure, you’ve heard of “Elf on the Shelf,” but have you heard of

It is the night of our dear slay-vior’s birth

Adrian R’Mante will return as Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’