Fuckkkkkkk apparently they just added an amendment to the Big Beautiful Bill that is forcing me to drink beers on a rooftop tonight

Baby from hangover

Just discovered Uncrustables. All I can say is wow. I am fucking all in.

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Good work

Imagine this app if he spit on Tua

*Action Bronson voice* got a phd in spices call me doctor pepper

*Action Bronson voice* I’m a gay, sharp piece of ice on the top of the house, call me bicycle

It’s go birds mfer

Pain

The world needs honest and courageous entrepreneurs and communicators who care for the common good. We sometimes hear the saying: “Business is business!” In reality, it is not so. No one is absorbed by an organization to the point of becoming a mere cog or a simple function. Nor

Anytime I see a bird on my run, I send it to my grandmother for identification.

Running is fucking ass. Guess I gotta schedule a 5k

I broke up with Selena Gomez, Anne Hathaway my new love

Eagles are eliminated by the 49ers in the Wild Card round at home