Flirting 101

When you say LMAO too much

Happy Friday the 13th!

@michaelaahoove1 I'm not gonna make it to Friday....I think I'll break down Thursday after spirit dinner 😱👐🍑

Lion king speaks the truth

@michaelaahoove1 because!!!!!!!! 😫😫

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When you're having a pretty lousy day...then you get that one text that makes you miserable👌👌 Ahhh life

This is so me

Peter Pan is so relevant to my life rn

@michaelaahoove1 😏

i got a good heart but my attitude is another story

My roommate asked why I carry a gun at home. I said,”Decpticons.” We laughed, the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. Good times. Merica.

She’s good when she’s bad, she’s cute when she’s mad and she does all the wrong things right. -Eric Church

I ain’t gonna be that easy to leave. -Sam Hunt