how come cinnamon raisin is a flavor but cinnamon grape isn’t

me casting a spell over the west to make you think of me the same way i think of you

yall ever start crying about the vastness of the human experience in your work bathroom or is it just me

It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. S’mores fall apart, and we still love them.

sorry i got really depressed there for a second my brain was doing things that are no longer in my control

i hate it when i walk into a coffee shop and it’s christian themed. this place is for the GAYS

Do not fix that man!!! Put him in a small box and shake it really hard

moms not home you know what that means getting drunk and watching lord of the the rings

my favorite band directors card declines at therapy and i walk in

eldest daughter this eldest daughter that, what about being a girl only child to parents who should’ve had a boy?

i’m an ethical hater. i’m hating on u from a nuanced and multifaceted standpoint

if my friend was like hey . i wrote a song , and ur gonna scream “tell me you’d like boys like me better” and i’m gonna scream “in the dark lying on top of you” . i might . be like . what are we

thank you challengers

finally being properly medicated for ADHD in yours just is just realizing things about yourself and the world and how you fit into it that you should’ve learned as a child

is it too much to ask for someone to indulge my self loathing

I loveeee to gossip with my friends!!! Everyone has lost their shit! Everyone is evil but us!! Everyone’s sooooo annoying Omg

the fact that fall out boy ends every show with saturday will always be the most devastating thing ever btw