Just sent Charlotte Poole a text saying "Hi". She replied by saying "Hi".

I have had only 2 litres tonight while the other fresh have had 3. #sensibledrinking

Im so pleased Microsoft Word has spellcheck. Otherwise I would spell lots of words wrong because I am not very good at spelling.

“Boring Milner: I don't think there is a better breakfast cereal than Bran Flakes. It's the perfect start to the day.”healthy & nutritious

Who would be so sad to make parody twitter account? Some people on this planet really disappoint me.

Just told Tom Beaumont that he was my vote for man of the match. He said thanks.

Successful away trip to Exeter but I'm now looking forward to a vigorous week of studying at medical school #bedby9

Glad my idea for none of the MIXI to go out has been taken on board.A cosy night in,studies and high quality training await #perfect

I'm really looking forward to our UOBHC Christmas dinner. I hope we are going to have champagne and caviar.

Finally completed level 412 on candy crush. What a night.

Really looking forward to tomorrow's exam, feeling suitably prepared but always love to be mentally challenged #gaining

Yes I know we win on Wednesday but work is more important #medicineforlife #quietnightin

Really pleased with the recognition that my #neknominate got. It feels good to push my boundaries and challenge myself #tipsy

I'm not one to boast but I've had 2 emails today.