grade a suction gave me a concussion

new favorite thing to entertain my self in traffic is to tell tesla owners I love their car and how amazing elon is just to watch them rage as i drive away

Made my boss watch a sexy red music video and all he said was “how do they make it jiggle so much that’s allot of torque”

stylish when you got nothing on

living room starting to take shape

happiest pup ever

does car twitter even exist anymore

Small pussy tight fit She loves to sniff that white shit

she said “so you think america hates me” yes bitch

alright islanders for your next challenge everyone is going to take acid and stare at Vanna until you get scared

PETA yelling at me about my fish in a snapon container was not on my bingo card this year

good car

someone throw a brick at my face please i’m smiling at her texts too much

so glad i lifted it

shaved my beard off now my chin is just constantly cold

50millllllllyyyyy

flirted with the crystal girl painting at the smoke shop and now she’s asking for my costar am i in danger

“why are all the girls i talk to crazy” the girls

i can’t be racist if i leave my white cars outside while i protect my black car in the garage right?

she doesn’t look real sometimes