Congratulations Travis Boak and @Brad_Ebert7 being named Port Adelaide FC (C) & (VC). Great appointments ! #weareportadelaide

Who would have known the life of pi wasn't a kids movie #gladavadidntseeit!

Just because we have the resources doesn't mean we need to exploit and use them all #notthesmartestmove QandA

Clive palmers on #60 minutes, should focus on reducing his body mass index rather than building another titanic #didntgetrichthruexercise

36 tix have become available for COLOURPALOOZA tonight! $20 at the door, sold from 7:30. First in best dressed. No ID, No Entry! Play Nice!

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"I fled by leaky boat from a clear and present danger and you held a press conference when I drowned at sea."

Not so quietly, I hate Tuesdays, without fail I get a headache, kids have meltdowns and babies screaming #parenthoodsamazing

@NatalieGollan don't worry my mum started with that talk and I suggested she start on people who have a partner.

@NatalieGollan love your work sunshine #onlyyoungonce #givethegirlabreak!

Farewell Julia Gillard hope the history books treat you with more respect and courtesy than your colleagues and the media #deservedbetter

If Agar drinks 54 VB's on the way home too, the election is off and he's PM automatically. #TheAshes

Not being able to breathe is a slight hinderance #damnfluseason

5am start just so I can get to the gym tomorrow... JFDI and keeping it real @MishBridges Michelle Bridges 12 Week Body Transformation

Shame we have to wait for Q & A to get some decent discussion about politics Joe Bloggs

@NatalieGollan I've been up since 5 thanks to Felix #shinehaswornoff

@NatalieGollan and yet today he is still asleep! #notcomplaining #happydays

@NatalieGollan more than chicks do #morewashingthannecedsaru