Unfortunately, I don't like nonchalant men. Be dominant. Check on me. Be affectionate. Tell me I'm gorgeous. Plan dates. Buy me flowers. Be absolutely obsessed

“wake up early” they say. “it’s good for your mental health and productivity” well i woke up at 6am and it’s -6 degrees outside, there’s snow everywhere, it’s pitch black and i can’t do anything ???

To those who’ve been off work since 19th December: I regret to inform you the dream is over. Work is back. Your leisure has been discontinued. The out-of-office has expired. The smugness must end. Reality has a Teams invite just for you. See you at 9am my friends.

""you're too picky" He's gonna have to carry you through the death of your parents and the birth of y'all children. YOU'RE NOT PICKY ENOUGH!

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her "Why aren't you married yet?” and she'd reply "Just lucky, I guess" which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

I can handle a busy man who knows how to communicate.

Normalize lying to anyone who is too curious to know about your private life !!!

I genuinely believe after a certain age you need to have honest conversations with yourself like, I shouldn't be drinking this much, I shouldn't be wasting money like this, I shouldn't be sleeping around like this, I shouldn't be eating so unhealthy, I shouldn't be badmouthing

Girls, normalize saying "this isn't how I want to be loved for the rest of my life" & move on. You're literally someone's dream girl. Don't settle

the sixth stage of grief is not talking about it anymore to your friends

boys are not kissing shoulders and spines anymore we are in hell

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life.the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

the best way to save money is act like you broke & DONT TOUCH YOUR SAVINGSSSSSS

this is why i’m inclined to believe him he’s not even in it for the money he’s just had ENUFF

I think men are becoming too content with being useless. You guys literally Can't fix shit, can't build, don't pay for shit, struggling to plan dates. Like what are you really here for??

If he wants you, he’ll come get you. Until then, it’s gym days, good money, and a full life. No chasing. Just alignment.

"your trauma made u stronger". nah my trauma made me traumatized. it made me become an overthinker, it gave me memory loss, and it gave me feelings i've never wanted. i made myself stronger. i accepted the situation for what it was and moved on from it.

They're finally admitting it.

I grew up walking on eggshells, recognising footsteps, tones. How to tell if someone was in a bad mood and avoid them. I learned to actually study people at a very young age. I’m quiet and observant for a reason. I’ll read you like a book before we even speak