Should I show my mom Midsommar for Sunday movie night? I feel like no… but maybe yes?

When young people ask me what MW2 lobbies were like…I send them this clip.

Pirates of the Caribbean is to me what lord of the rings is to everyone else

damn maybe trump was right there really are only 2 genders

When I’m drunk and realize there is a TouchTunes.

What if Motörhead had breakdowns?

Slim Jim’s taste like the casing is wrapped around a burp

This is actually insane

You pull out a hacky sack and I start running back and forth like a dog with a ball

Puss-a-ton-y Phil

Yall got 48 hours before this app is history ✌🏼 follow me on the blue app

💀🖕🏻

ngl the new fidlar album is kinda butt

Of course all my anger from my dad dying hits the day I go back to work. Let’s see if I keep my job (:

Hey boss, can’t come in today, no yeah, I’m playing stardew. Egg festival is in a couple days, I’m sure you get it.

A mouse? In my pocket??? It’s more likely than you think

Legit tears in my eyes