Nero: And it's not because he's snarky or an asshole, I mean I'm in love with you after all Me: .... thaaaanks

"Here is your chosen undead fucks"

Cat facts.

Me: *being fake racist at my boyfriend* Bf: oh yeah! You- cousin kisser! Me:

Fun fact Thomas Jefferson and the king hated each other. Jefferson also knew the king was hard of sight. His signature was made so big it would draw the kings eye to it, and be pissed

We all got those characters we were meant to hate…. But a lil murder is okay

The amount of fanfic I have open on my phone to refresh in the mornings like “Maybe now?”

Whose that Pokémon! 🐕

Bow wow mfers

“Yay I’m almost done paying off my car” The universe: And yes me and other driver are okay

“What type of music do you like?” Well….

Thank you Dr Pupper 🐶🦴 for the early Christmas gift! Who needs an elf on the shelf when you got a bonesy? 🎨: bsky.app/profile/joniza…

Some of you Rhaenyra stands take shit waaaay to seriously lmao

Anniversary of when I seeped out of my mothers demon bakery~ Drunk stream Saturday night

Me just chilling bf and I with a decent age gap Him: You know you're basically grave robbing Me: