I know a Baller when I see one and this man is a Net Eater...King Leon is yellow!

People at 2 am crying over their relationship. Me at 2 am :

Me too , at my adult age.

I know a lot of you got paid today...must be nice neh How much are you sending my way?

A guy where I work asked for my number and I told him “No, I’m married” and he said “then why are you working?” Me:

🚨𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙓𝙄🚨 🆚 Al Hilal ⏰ 20H00 🏟 Loftus Versfeld Stadium 💻 Stream Live on sabc-plus.com 📺 SS 209 & SABC 2 #Sundowns #TotalEnergiesCAFCL #AreyengMasandawana

I literally just turned in and already we’ve already conceded a goal🔥 😭 #AreyengMasandawana #Sundowns #TotalEnergiesCAFCL

22’ Mamelodi Sundowns (21’ Sales) 1️⃣➖1️⃣ Al Hilal (15’ Omer) #Sundowns #TotalEnergiesCAFCL #AreyengMasandawana

Sales you beauty 🥺💛 #AreyengMasandawana #Sundowns #TotalEnergiesCAFCL

I love this App because a total stranger can brighten up your day.❤️

55’ Mamelodi Sundowns (21’ Sales) 1️⃣➖1️⃣ Al Hilal (15’ Omer) #Sundowns #TotalEnergiesCAFCL #AreyengMasandawana

58’ Downs press down the wings, probing the opposition and looking to break through for the lead. #Sundowns #TotalEnergiesCAFCL #AreyengMasandawana

64’ GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAL! Allende takes a short corner to Tash, who feeds Mokoena. He finds his favorite spot, lets one rip, and leaves the back of the net rattling to give Downs the lead! #Sundowns #TotalEnergiesCAFCL #AreyengMasandawana

What a beautiful goal🥺 Mrembula!!!!💛 #AreyengMasandawana #TotalEnergiesCAFCL #Sundowns

Trademark Teboho Mokoena 🚀 Stunning strike from the Mamelodi Sundowns midfielder. #TotalEnergiesCAFCL

Lorenz Köhler Goal of the tournament 🔥🙌🏽

An intense battle in Tshwane. Downs keep their focus as they head to Rwanda next Friday. 🔥 Mamelodi Sundowns (21’ Sales, 64’ Mokoena) 2️⃣➖2️⃣ Al Hilal (15’, 71’ Omer) #Sundowns #TotalEnergiesCAFCL #AreyengMasandawana

Yho, I’m not ok.💛😭