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My mom loved movies but didn’t like movie theaters for more many reasons but the first movie I remember ever seeing in theaters as a child was The Grinch with her. It is one of my best Xmas memories. I’m sure @JimCarrey you get this a lot during the holidays but thank you!!❤️💚

Watching the newest season of Chicago Party Aunt and Diane Lauren Ash asked someone if they wanted Virginia slim menthol 100. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while bc that is my mom 🤣🤣 too perfect 🫶🏻

VANCOUVER!!! I’ll be performing at JUST FOR LAUGHS on February 19th! Get your tickets today at peteholmes.com 🎟 #vancouver #standup #justforlaughs

Feeling good today and testing negative! San Diego this Saturday! More dates at peteholmes.com

This really happened. Tour dates on peteholmes.com!

There’s an arm wrestler in Over the Top who looks like a jacked Gallagher

Elon Musk. New York tonight and tomorrow! Come see me live! Tickets on peteholmes.com

I’m a lady and a classy one at that!! Thank you very much. But is this seat taken?? #classylady #comedian

“You Made It Weird” with Sam Jay is available NOW! youtu.be/nsH-3RcLAmk?si…

God is No-thing. From my NEW Netflix Special, I Am Not For Everyone. If you haven’t seen it yet, GET INTO IT! netflix.com/title/81700857

🗣️SING ALONG!!

Good Will Batman Directed by Oren Brimer

…and scene.

Robin Williams tried to warn us about Donald Trump a long time ago. He was a man ahead of his time. 😂

BUFFALO, NY - I have 5 shows at Helium Comedy BUF this weekend (9/19-9/21) a few 🎟️ are still available on peteholmes.com! GET INTO IT!

Live better, work union. #CrowdWork

Hey Kids, Wanna Have a Party with Scottie Pippen?

The reaction to Caitlin Clark’s “flagrant foul” is even more hilarious when you realize Angel Reese shoved somebody in the back with 2 hands to get the rebound. 😭

Tax the Mega churches!